A poem titled "buy a thesis"

This a poem I wrote about thesis and why I want to buy a thesis:

     Oh thesis, how you make me feel.
     Why, does my teacher have to make me pass thorough this ordeal?
     Until the time your deadline comes near.
     Thesis, thesis every where...thesis thesis everywhere
     Shall I buy a thesis from a website?
     Buy I will, but will be that be right?
     BUT from which website shall I buy?
     Purchase a thesis that is oh so fine!
     Think about it, I hope I pray.
     I won't have to write my  own thesis some day.